Cuphead

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The monument that the children of Jesus Christ worship for the rest of time

Cuphead is a meme game that Elias can't keep his ugly flapper shut about. Every time that the voice channel has a moment of silence, one of two scenarios occur. Either Elias starts the game up then proceeds to scream at the top of his smoker lungs all while mashing his controller when dying to a boss. When he decides to control his instincts and prevent himself to start that shitfest of a game, he instantly starts going around and telling the rest of the people in the channel about the game and that they should play it, like some sort of fucking Cuphead-missionary that plagues the victims of "The Mumble".

The "Cuphead EZ" Incident

One faithful night in the slums of suburban Lithuania, Rapolas was hanging out with Elias, whom was playing through Cuphead for the first time. He was audibly frustrated over the fact that he was stuck at the infamous Clown Boss, muttering all the naughty words that he could recall from his ever so limited vocabulary. Rapolas, whom presumably felt a bit mischievous that night, decided to flat out tell Elias that he had already beat the game, while describing all the bosses and their weaknesses in detail, making the claim more trustworthy than it actually was. In Rapolas' favor, Elias is a very gullible specimen that takes what anyone says for granted. After spending 10 minutes processing what Rapolas just said, all the while he was still playing the game like a fucking mongoloid, Elias started going through all five stages of grief. He started to question the validity of the situation while the stress and anxiety started to bottle up, weakening his body, but Rapolas kept persisting and socially engineered the situation in his favor. Elias kept playing, dying and dying, retrying for what felt like an eternity to beat the Clown boss, while the rage was building up inside of him. As he miraculously beat the boss, Rapolas saw this as the perfect opportunity to mutter the words that changed the course of humanity for centuries to come.

"Cuphead Ez."

This was the last straw for Elias, his frustration, rage and stress all got funneled into a pure form of energy that broke space and time. He had entered another dimension, where time seemed to fly by and the only objective being to overcome Cuphead and the unexplained paranormal presence summoned by it. He plowed through the game's bosses with breeze, dominating everything in his path to victory and redemption. As he was fighting his toughest foe yet, The Devil, he saw those magic string of letters on the screen that would free him from the curse that had held him captive for so long. "Knockout!". Turns out that Elias had been playing the game for 2 weeks straight and had beaten it twice, which is not impressive whatsoever when you take a look at the game's fastest speedrun of 1 hour and 20 minutes. Way to go faggot...