Gakeonhm

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</image> <group> <header>Info</header> <label>Created</label> <label>Author</label> <label>Quality</label> <label>Current status</label> </group> </infobox> Gakeonhm is the official unofficial language of banter. The language itself features and incorporates every other language on Earth. The language was created in 2016 (1933 in the engineer calendar) by a group of ancient space wizards who got pissed off at their government for taxing their coalition more than their neighbors so they visited Earth where they got drunk as fuck, had a 7 year long orgy and threw out all of their space McDonald's trash in Lithuania accidentally. The trash included burger wrappers with the alien language on it which can't be comprehended by human minds or properly seen by human eyes. The trash was picked up by Rapolas, an infamous member of Mob Lag and a completely fictional character who doesn't even have a physical form. He loved the way the language looked but the only thing he could understand on it was the word "Gakeonhm". The meaning of the word can't be understood so Rapolas did the only logical thing he could think of and associated it with inane babble, illogical banter and borderline illegal messages. He only did this once on The Mumble but it was immediately picked up by Ernest as he thought it was a perfect inside joke. Being mentally retarded and obsessive, Ernest instantly spammed the meme as much as he could, just like he does with literally every joke that spawns, thereby making it stale and unfunny. Gakeonhm lasted for a few weeks in the summer of 2016 after which it was completely forgotten and unused for over a year until Rapolas randomly remembered it in September of 2017. The term lives on currently and is used extremely rarely these days but is universally recognized as a term to describe words from other languages someone doesn't understand, illegal messages, semi illegal messages, insane babble and dumb inside jokes that people don't get.