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The group commandeered an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_C-130J_Super_Hercules C-130J Super Hercules], a military transport aircraft, from the United States Air Force via armed takeover. Once the plane was in possession, they swiftly flew towards gm_bigcity, which was was not under their control at the time. At 15:36, the plane missed the towers, which was later found out to be because the co-pilot was making a call to find out their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_Penguin Club Penguin] password. At 15:38, the plane stuck the towers.
The group commandeered an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_C-130J_Super_Hercules C-130J Super Hercules], a military transport aircraft, from the United States Air Force via armed takeover. Once the plane was in possession, they swiftly flew towards gm_bigcity, which was was not under their control at the time. At 15:36, the plane missed the towers, which was later found out to be because the co-pilot was making a call to find out their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_Penguin Club Penguin] password. At 15:38, the plane stuck the towers.


=== Attack on a domestic residence in █████ ===
=== Attack on a domestic residence in gm_buttes ===
ISIL are also responsible for an armed assault on a domestic household. In doing so everyone within was killed via gunshot and high explosive ordinance. The remains were unrecoverable. After the massacre the group took refuge in the domicile, turning it into one of their primary operating bases.
ISIL are also responsible for an armed assault on a domestic household. In doing so everyone within was killed via gunshot and high explosive ordinance. The remains were unrecoverable. After the massacre the group took refuge in the domicile, turning it into one of their primary operating bases.



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The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL; /ˈaɪsəl, ˈaɪsɪl/), also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS; /ˈaɪsɪs/), officially known as the Islamic State (IS) and also known by its Arabic acronym Daesh (داعش, Dāʿish, IPA: [ˈdaːʕɪʃ]), is a militant Islamist group and a former unrecognized proto-state that follows a fundamentalist, Salafi jihadist doctrine of Sunni Islam. ISIL was founded in 1999 by Jordanian Salafi jihadist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi under the name Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad and gained global prominence in early 2014 when it drove Iraqi government forces out of key cities in its Western Iraq offensive, followed by its capture of Mosul and the Sinjar massacre.[1]

Territorial Control and Claims

ISIL claims ownership and a has strong military presence in:

  • gm_bigcity
  • gm_buttes
gm_bigcity circa 2013.

Notable Incidents

The kidnapping and murder or Michelle Obama

One of their earliest major attacks was when they kidnapped wife of then president Barrack Obama, the late Michelle Obama. After doing so they requested open borders to America such that they can spread their love and "give Allah what he truly wants" in exchange for the safe release of the first lady. They also demanded hamburger. These were to be delivered in 24 nano seconds. When their commands were not met within the allocated time Michelle was executed by gunshot.

Attack on the gm_bigcity towers

The group commandeered an C-130J Super Hercules, a military transport aircraft, from the United States Air Force via armed takeover. Once the plane was in possession, they swiftly flew towards gm_bigcity, which was was not under their control at the time. At 15:36, the plane missed the towers, which was later found out to be because the co-pilot was making a call to find out their Club Penguin password. At 15:38, the plane stuck the towers.

Attack on a domestic residence in gm_buttes

ISIL are also responsible for an armed assault on a domestic household. In doing so everyone within was killed via gunshot and high explosive ordinance. The remains were unrecoverable. After the massacre the group took refuge in the domicile, turning it into one of their primary operating bases.

The gm_buttes massacre

This is event with the 2nd highest body count. ISIL took arms with estimated 1523000000 rounds of ammunition and opened fire on the citizens of gm_buttes. Only a short part of this shooting was recorded by the group for use in enlistment videos. There are no official records of the death count as the governing body of gm_buttes were also killed.

The ISIL Tapes

Many of the above incidents were recorded and used in enlistment tapes. In these they push the very true and factual idea that billions of ISIL member die every day in the fight for Allah and burger.



Disclaimer for Youtube if you think any of this is legit you're crackheads.

  1. [1]The Wikipedia for ISIL