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Revision as of 17:17, 16 August 2022
The kingpin of narcissism himself, Jack has proven to be the most notorious member of the LPMC. Best known for his affinity with any drugs, Jack has been quite a disliked fellow amongst the LPMC. Fuck you, Jack.
In recent years Jack has started to live up to his family name and has started to face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES. He has embraced his jewish roots and has taken an interest in finance. Being rich as fuck he often does a lot of stupid shit so studying economics or whatever is actually a surprisingly good choice but does he need even more money? Our sources say "yes".
Having literally billions of pounds in his bank account has made one individual somewhat envious and jealous of the fabled JK KORO. This individuals name is Ernesto Gomez and he also wants to be a jew problem is he was born in the most non-jewish place imaginable: the Ohio of Europe (The Latverian Embassy)
"The Split" (also known as The Battle for the Dole) has not affected Jack in the slightest as he is rarely seen "online" cuz he actually has a social life. He cares little for the lives of the other characters but at the same time comes on for banter and to share his Marvel(studios)ous misadventures in the land of Cuckleburgh with every else and god bless him for that.