James Webb (James Mémés)

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James (another britbong) makes horrible, horrible jokes. Ones that almost never attain to the conversation at hand, are almost never recent and almost never good; these are the phenomenon known as "James memes". I say almost because once in a blue moon he shall make a joke, one that shatters the boundaries of what is thought as possible, a joke that tickles ribs. One such an incident went like this:

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"Fuck off James. You have no friends." - Titman

"Club Penguin says other wise." - James Webb

Another humorous occurrence had happened around this man, not to his intent. 'Twas a cold and rainy night. Tom and Mills were in the wilderness with no forms of communication or entertainment, none but the other 6 men sharing their TP. Banter had started; anecdotes and other memes were discussed among the group making their tent ring out with laughter, much to the dismay of others. In the middle of it all Tom said but two words, "James Webb." The tent erupted with laughter as they joked about him. The others going along despite not knowing of James, joking about printing off a zoomed in photo of him.

After returning from their adventure Tom and Mills told Titman of the comedic happening. Titman then proceeded to print out the aforementioned zoomed in photo of James. He left it on his desk until the shame set in and it found its permanent resting place under the bed with the Newton's Cradle.