Reuben Documentation vol. 1: Animal Communication Proven False

On Saturday, 15th August 2015, Reuben made an epic discovery that proved years of research false within the space of one minute.

Reuben, experimenting on Google Search, had examined the methods of communication of animals, before realizing it was absent. He figured out single-handedly that animals were not making noises for purposes of breeding, hunting, etc. but rather to mug you off.

Reuben's mental capacity might have a higher ceiling than what is humanly possible. It is unknown what he is examining now.