Sam Hyde

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Sam Hyde
Everything broken
Aliasesunknown
Banter level1
LocationBanned from every country
Ageway too old to be saying the shit he does
AffiliationsANTIFA, LGBTQ2AIIIVALSJF Community, and the Nazi Party
Past affiliationsThird Reich
Physical description
Height7 fucking feet
Dick lengthtiny
Mental disordersbeing retarded

Sam Hyde is one of the people documented to be under the effect of the Logitech Storm conundrum.

Sam Hyde is an attention-seeker who managed to take advantage of weird as fuck white kids who aren't entirely weird, to the point where they start watching anime and shit, but are still pretty fucking weird, and everybody actively avoids them, into a career for himself. He uses his comedy as a method of expressing his right-winged nature. He hates gamergate so much he has committed multiple shootings.

He doesn't really understand comedy properly, or subtlety which is pretty fucking important for someone as much as a shock-jockey as he is. He hates pretty much everyone, and never really got past that milestone as a teenager.

His fanbase is pretty fucking atrocious. Take a gander at his subreddit, which he himself uses. It's more or less a hate platform that you can't help but think "I bet that one fucking kid uses this." and if you don't, you may be that one fucking kid. The subreddit itself doesn't really reform around Million Dollar Extreme and its videos, it's essentially a social circle for misanthropic, self-absorbed, narcissistic teens.

Sam Hyde is based and redpilled.

Based and redpilled post, poking fun at the milquetoast, pathetic man who lets his wife ruin his body.