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Samuel really is a foe to be reckoned with tbh. The nigga has a car and drives which is epic but he's also responsible for Elias becoming a nicotine addict which is deplorable. Despite this Elias and Samuel both make up the Elias hit detect syndicate which continues to prosper these days in many areas such as CS:GO and banging chicks (Swedish women must be fucking gargoyles lmao).
Samuel really is a foe to be reckoned with tbh. The nigga has a car and drives which is epic but he's also responsible for Elias becoming a nicotine addict which is deplorable. Despite this Elias and Samuel both make up the Elias hit detect syndicate which continues to prosper these days in many areas such as CS:GO and banging chicks (Swedish women must be fucking gargoyles lmao).
[[File:Unknown.png|left|thumb|468x468px|nigga sippin and str8 boolin lmao]]
[[File:Unknown.png|left|thumb|468x468px|nigga sippin and str8 boolin lmao]]
[[File:IMG 0925.PNG|left|thumb|391x391px|Yes bois]]
[[File:IMG_0925.PNG|left|thumb|391x391px|Yes bois]]

Latest revision as of 14:07, 30 January 2021

Foreword by Elias: just f :d

Samuel Drew Hyde
Alright
AliasesSam

håll käften

some Korean mumbo jumbo

Fagelberg

rain

dbfud
Banter levelnonexistant (sentient scale) 82 (nonsentient Swedish neanderthal scale)
LocationStockholm, Sweden
Ageidk 18 or something
AffiliationsThe Mumble

Elias' hit detect syndicate

LoL FaNaTiCs
Past affiliationsSane individuals LTD
Physical description
Height1.80m most likely
Dick lengthreportedly 8 inches
Mental disordersholy fuck where to even begin,

massive anger issues,

destructive personality,

general lack of knowledge and human decency,

doesn't know what a night is,

plays League of Legends instead of going to school for like the 3rd year now probably,

has escorts,

has fuckbuddies,

kinda ugly looking cuz he's balding but still gets bitches somehow (Matrix glitch),

Alcoholic,

Pure evil,

a fucking dumbass overall,

insanely annoying on purpose,

Can't believe I've been tasked with making this annoying faggot a page but here goes

Samuel Erik Hydickson is the absolute worst creature to ever be in the discord. Fagelberg himself spends his time raging at LoL EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR LIKE 16 HOURS A DAY and never going to school. He somehow keeps getting away with it, nobody knows how, his parents somehow just don't ever find out how much a fucking loser he is. Except he's not.....as much as it pains me to admit it this nigga has made it in some ways. He's kinda rich as in he always has money and a lot of stuff and still manages to owe Elias like 4 grand. He has like 4 fuck buddies somehow and always gets bitches (literally unknown how he does it cuz look at that fucking hairline lmao). He also punches holes in his walls, regularly gets drunk alone and plays LoL and smashes every desk on Earth.

The biggest conflict to date is the internal civil war between Ernest and Samuel which has died down in recent months as Ernest has blocked Samuel on discord thereby literally never being exposed to his red smoke tier cringed and bluepilled nuclear radiation emitting messages.

Samuel really is a foe to be reckoned with tbh. The nigga has a car and drives which is epic but he's also responsible for Elias becoming a nicotine addict which is deplorable. Despite this Elias and Samuel both make up the Elias hit detect syndicate which continues to prosper these days in many areas such as CS:GO and banging chicks (Swedish women must be fucking gargoyles lmao).

nigga sippin and str8 boolin lmao
Yes bois