Travis (Gnome Chompski)

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<infobox> <title source="name"> <default>Travis (Gnome Chompski)</default> </title> <image source="image">

</image> <group> <label>Aliases</label> <label>Banter level</label> <label>Location</label> <label>Age</label> <label>Affiliations</label> <label>Past affiliations</label> </group> <group> <header>Physical description</header> <label>Height</label> <label>Dick length</label> <label>Mental disorders</label> </group> </infobox> Travis is more or less the most normal guy featured on this encyclopedia. I mean, he laughs at pretty shit jokes and stuff. I don't really know how to put it. I'm leaning towards "Poser." but he could be anything. He doesn't message Ernests on Facebook Messenger anymore, it has emerged. This has stopped the flow of data that consists of Type-B memes which was revealed to be inadvertently fueling the micro-society known as Mark Zuccerbeg's Army Of Zionist Minions and so he's basically on his fucking hit list now. He's had quite a few alias's, I don't really understand them, but I think there isn't really anything to be understood. For the most part, they're like Generation II versions of the weird as hell TF2 nicknames you see on people who have literally just used Steam for the first time ever. Something like "jose.michaelangelo2009" and shit like that. He has a girlfriend, which is a pretty impressive feat. I think he has to be like, the first guy who did that in this group. Good for him I suppose, can't really make fun of him for that. He had a crisis in which he searched for jobs for around 6000 years, according to his own claim. This means he was been searching for jobs ever since the fucking Sumerian civilisation rose and fell. It took him more than 1 civilisation's lifetime to get a job. He has one now, I think. Works for NASA or some shit. Subway restaurant in the entrance. Singlehandedly responsible for the fucking horrendous sausages they serve. Mark Zuccerberg is probably gonna kick his ass.