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<infobox> <title source="name"> <default>Geel (</default> </title> <image source="image">

</image> <group> <label>Aliases</label> <label>Banter level</label> <label>Location</label> <label>Age</label> <label>Affiliations</label> <label>Past affiliations</label> </group> <group> <header>Physical description</header> <label>Height</label> <label>Dick length</label> <label>Mental disorders</label> </group> </infobox>Geel, also known as "God" is the inventor of, and subsequently the entire fucking universe as you know it, Jesus Fucking Christ. Graduating from CTFU University after the age of 12, while washing his car and looking up on Google "Free Rick And Morty episodes", Geel was immediately approached by NASA. They asked him to invent a physical dimension for the human race to develop and eventually live in. He initially said no, but after a classified trade, he said yes. And so - life as you know it was made. That's why he owns a fucking bugatti, holy shit. A fucking bugatti. You know why? he made life itself, dipshit. Someone owes him something. Be grateful you little shit.