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|name = Russian Kingpin|image = Noiseybitch.jpg|imagecaption = Russian Kingpin destroying electronics.|banterlevel = 4.43 (observed)|location = Russian Federation|age = 35 - 50|affiliations = Русская Ассоциация Участников пиво может Пожирателей (The Russian Association of Beer Can Eaters)|pastaffiliations = The Soviet Armed Forces|height = Unknown|dicklength = Unknown (thought to be short because of his weight)|mentaldisorders = Multiple Personality Disorder (not confirmed)}} | |name = Russian Kingpin|image = Noiseybitch.jpg|imagecaption = Russian Kingpin destroying electronics.|banterlevel = 4.43 (observed)|location = Russian Federation|age = 35 - 50|affiliations = Русская Ассоциация Участников пиво может Пожирателей (The Russian Association of Beer Can Eaters)|pastaffiliations = The Soviet Armed Forces|height = Unknown|dicklength = Unknown (thought to be short because of his weight)|mentaldisorders = Multiple Personality Disorder (not confirmed)}} | ||
[[File:Ef68ac607b15d59512de668ecf93c5b9.jpg|thumb|302x302px]] | [[File:Ef68ac607b15d59512de668ecf93c5b9.jpg|thumb|302x302px|Russian Kingpin eating a beer can.]] | ||
The Russian Kingpin is an infamous figure with characteristics of an Ape-Russian hybrid. He shows signs of extreme patriotism and frequently commits vandalism. He is always seen wearing a red blazer and a business shirt with a loose tie. A noticeably prominent act of his is eating beer cans. | The Russian Kingpin is an infamous figure with characteristics of an Ape-Russian hybrid. He shows signs of extreme patriotism and frequently commits vandalism. He is always seen wearing a red blazer and a business shirt with a loose tie. A noticeably prominent act of his is eating beer cans. | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:07, 10 November 2015
| Russian Kingpin | |
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| Aliases | unknown |
| Banter level | 4.43 (observed) |
| Location | Russian Federation |
| Age | 35 - 50 |
| Affiliations | Русская Ассоциация Участников пиво может Пожирателей (The Russian Association of Beer Can Eaters) |
| Past affiliations | The Soviet Armed Forces |
| Physical description | |
| Height | Unknown |
| Dick length | Unknown (thought to be short because of his weight) |
| Mental disorders | Multiple Personality Disorder (not confirmed) |
The Russian Kingpin is an infamous figure with characteristics of an Ape-Russian hybrid. He shows signs of extreme patriotism and frequently commits vandalism. He is always seen wearing a red blazer and a business shirt with a loose tie. A noticeably prominent act of his is eating beer cans.