Русская Ассоциация Участников пиво может Пожирателей (The Russian Association of Beer Can Eaters)
Past affiliations
The Soviet Armed Forces
Physical description
Height
Unknown
Dick length
Unknown (thought to be short because of his weight)
Mental disorders
Multiple Personality Disorder (not confirmed)
The Russian Kingpin is an infamous figure with characteristics of an Ape-Russian hybrid. He shows signs of extreme patriotism and frequently commits vandalism. He is always seen wearing a red blazer and a business shirt with a loose tie. A noticeably prominent act of his is eating beer cans.