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'''NOTE:''' Alex and Thom are potentially the same person. It is undecided whether they're two different individual entities-- as Ernest is too retarded to remember who is who. | '''NOTE:''' Alex and Thom are potentially the same person. It is undecided whether they're two different individual entities-- as Ernest is too retarded to remember who is who. | ||
Racer X; informally known as 'Alex" is one of the only two remaining sentient living human beings left in the Northwest Hemisphere; a continet irreversibly plagued by SJWs, politicians, Trump, Hillary & even worse-- Bernie supporters... Rednecks, black people, Mexicans, lumberjacks, a few eskimos, Trump himself, YouTubers, adult babies, actual babies, Christians, racist police officers, non-racist police officers, PEN15 club members, faggots, people who furiously believe that there are more than 2 genders, and also colour their hair in various unnatural hair colours, an insanely huge ammount of fat people and-- OK LOOK! There's so much mental retardation in the continent, it's plagued by war, Americanisation to the MAX and drug cartels. Though fortunately, people who create horrible run-along-sentences are either exiled to Europe or RDM'd. | Racer X; informally known as 'Alex" is one of the only two remaining sentient living human beings left in the Northwest Hemisphere; a continet irreversibly plagued by SJWs, politicians, Trump, Hillary & even worse-- Bernie supporters... Rednecks, black people, Mexicans, lumberjacks, a few eskimos, Trump himself, YouTubers, adult babies, actual babies, Christians, racist police officers, non-racist police officers, PEN15 club members, faggots, people who furiously believe that there are more than 2 genders, and also colour their hair in various unnatural hair colours, an insanely huge ammount of fat people and-- OK LOOK! There's so much mental retardation in the continent, it's plagued by war, Americanisation to the MAX and drug cartels. Though fortunately, people who create horrible run-along-sentences are either exiled to Europe or RDM'd. | ||
Despite the insanely hostile environment, Alex has managed to exist and even co-exist with some of these creatures. Nobody knows how he has managed to stay sane** for his 79 (+/- 100) years of life, but he's here and capable of informing us about North America. That can only mean he hacked the NA Matrix server. | Despite the insanely hostile environment, Alex has managed to exist and even co-exist with some of these creatures. Nobody knows how he has managed to stay sane** for his 79 (+/- 100) years of life, but he's here and capable of informing us about North America. That can only mean he hacked the NA Matrix server. | ||
Revision as of 09:32, 1 February 2018
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| Aliases | telos, Racer X, Infinite since he keeps chaning his fucking username every week |
| Banter level | "Holy crap, Lois!" |
| Location | British Columbia, Canada (America II), North America |
| Age | 20, with shapeshifting capabilities |
| Affiliations | ICRT ("The Mumble"), Gay Niga Flipsid3, Ugly Boys™, boss baby fans india |
| Past affiliations | unknown |
| Physical description | |
| Height | 6'5, 195IQ, 235lbs |
| Dick length | A LOT |
| Mental disorders | Depression,
[REDACTED] Hispanicism, can impersonate Peter Griffin, North American |
NOTE: Alex and Thom are potentially the same person. It is undecided whether they're two different individual entities-- as Ernest is too retarded to remember who is who.
Racer X; informally known as 'Alex" is one of the only two remaining sentient living human beings left in the Northwest Hemisphere; a continet irreversibly plagued by SJWs, politicians, Trump, Hillary & even worse-- Bernie supporters... Rednecks, black people, Mexicans, lumberjacks, a few eskimos, Trump himself, YouTubers, adult babies, actual babies, Christians, racist police officers, non-racist police officers, PEN15 club members, faggots, people who furiously believe that there are more than 2 genders, and also colour their hair in various unnatural hair colours, an insanely huge ammount of fat people and-- OK LOOK! There's so much mental retardation in the continent, it's plagued by war, Americanisation to the MAX and drug cartels. Though fortunately, people who create horrible run-along-sentences are either exiled to Europe or RDM'd. Despite the insanely hostile environment, Alex has managed to exist and even co-exist with some of these creatures. Nobody knows how he has managed to stay sane** for his 79 (+/- 100) years of life, but he's here and capable of informing us about North America. That can only mean he hacked the NA Matrix server. **UPDATE: Intel shows that Alex was never actually sane in the first place, and that this was all a game of mirrors and obfuscation.
Alex is one of the people in the LP:MC lore to have a job. Living in NA, he earns an insanely huge ammount of financial compensation during the summer (albeit with demanding and long-lasting labour shifts). This is negated due to heavy and unforseen expenses, and an inconsistent workload. His job is a literal three-sided coinflip on whether it's amazing or shitty. With prospects of hoping to leave this all behind and enroll in post-secondary education, Alex finds himself stuck in a rut of which he physically cannot climb out of. This of course is only The Matrix's set up reality, or due to the fact that he is simply unfunny (more on that later).
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