Alex (telos)
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| Aliases | telos, Infinite since he keeps chaning his fucking username every week |
| Banter level | a solid 8.4 |
| Location | Canada (America), North America |
| Age | in his 20s or not |
| Affiliations | ICRT ("The Mumble") |
| Past affiliations | unknown |
| Physical description | |
| Height | acceptable |
| Dick length | 14 |
| Mental disorders | depression,
[REDACTED] Hispanicism, can impersonate Peter Griffin, is from NA |
Alex, or often known as taco bell, is one of the only two remaining sentient living human beings left in the North America region, a continet plagued by SJWs, Politicians, Trump supporters, Hillary supporters, rednecks, black people, mexicans, lumberjacks, a few eskimos, Trump himself, YouTubers, adult babies, Christians, racist police officers, non-racist police officers, members of the PEN15 club, faggots, people who furiously believe that there are more than 2 genders and also colour their hair in various unnatural hair colours, an insanely huge ammount of fat people and OK LOOK there's so much mental retardation in the continent, it's plagued by war, americanisation to the max and drug cartels. Yet despite the insanely hostile environment Alex has managed to exist and even co-exist with some of these creatures. Nobody knows how he has managed to stay sane for his 79 years of life but well he's here to tell about it which can only mean he hacked the NA Matrix server.
Alex is one of the people in the LP:MC lore to have a job, living in NA he earns an insanely huge ammount of financial compensation, yet his expenses are also higher and his job is somewhat annoying and demanding making his existence not as easy as it may seem to outsiders, though this of course is only The Matrix's set up reality (more on that later). Alex's job also has like a 50 year old dude who once broke a tent full of expensive equipment, he also barely ever does his job, says he's sick or tired and acts like a selfish cunt which begs to question what the fuck he's still doing there, one possible explanation is that it's simply a glitch in The Matrix.
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