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{{Infobox_character|name = Bailey|aliases = joe.hunt03
== Dubstep controls everything. ==
The Codfather
Bailey is a violent psychopath with his biggest accomplishment being the LPMC member with the most mental issues. He was retrieved from a dumpster after the Omagh Bombings, claiming to be responsible despite having not left that dumpster for a record time of 2 months. It is unknown how he was able to sustain himself. Further studies are to be conducted to see if he is related to the guy in crutches who pissed himself near a shady Dominoes Pizza in West Belfast.


SaNtA SkUlL 123
XXXTentacion offered to fight him and instead got confused and <s>beat his pregnant girlfriend instead.</s> He shot the fucker dead in his car.


santaskull|affiliations = LPMC
<s>Bailey shows all sorts of symptoms of being a Million Dollar Extreme fan yet he still proclaims to hate them.</s>


Goblin Gang
ADDENDUM 19/08/20XX


Team Valor
Yeah I was right, they're not that funny. Besides they got Zucc'd


Cool Kids|pastaffiliations = space kidz 2009
halo reach clan or something (6th member)
Fugsi SEALs|height = around 40 decibels|dicklength = bigger than yours|mentaldisorders = sometimes likes anime
plays Overwatch competitive|image = image.jpg|banterlevel = 6 and decreasing|location = heck|age = High Noon}}Obsessive romanticist, packed with a distasteful sense of humour, Bailey is the self-proclaimed founder of LPMC. He hates himself severely for what he has unleashed onto this world, and prays for the day he is sent to oblivion for his crimes.
Shown to be quite rude and arrogant, he has been well known for his episodes of anger over various games, blaming his team, his foes yet never himself. Interestingly, he has shown to have a less negative outlook towards certain things, like the fictional VN character, Tezuka Rin. He also is a bit sadistic too so idk
Most importantly, Toasted Bacon Love Big Heads.
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Latest revision as of 19:48, 24 July 2019

Dubstep controls everything.

Bailey is a violent psychopath with his biggest accomplishment being the LPMC member with the most mental issues. He was retrieved from a dumpster after the Omagh Bombings, claiming to be responsible despite having not left that dumpster for a record time of 2 months. It is unknown how he was able to sustain himself. Further studies are to be conducted to see if he is related to the guy in crutches who pissed himself near a shady Dominoes Pizza in West Belfast.

XXXTentacion offered to fight him and instead got confused and beat his pregnant girlfriend instead. He shot the fucker dead in his car.

Bailey shows all sorts of symptoms of being a Million Dollar Extreme fan yet he still proclaims to hate them.

ADDENDUM 19/08/20XX

Yeah I was right, they're not that funny. Besides they got Zucc'd

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