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| {{Infobox_character|name = Bailey|aliases = joe.hunt03
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| | Bailey is a violent psychopath with his biggest accomplishment being the LPMC member with the most mental issues. He was retrieved from a dumpster after the Omagh Bombings, claiming to be responsible despite having not left that dumpster for a record time of 2 months. It is unknown how he was able to sustain himself. Further studies are to be conducted to see if he is related to the guy in crutches who pissed himself near a shady Dominoes Pizza in West Belfast. |
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| | XXXTentacion offered to fight him and instead got confused and <s>beat his pregnant girlfriend instead.</s> He shot the fucker dead in his car. |
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| | <s>Bailey shows all sorts of symptoms of being a Million Dollar Extreme fan yet he still proclaims to hate them.</s> |
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| halo reach clan or something (6th member)
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| Fugsi SEALs|height = around 40 decibels|dicklength = bigger than yours|mentaldisorders = Borderline Personality Disorder|image = Kendrick lamar.PNG|banterlevel = 6 and decreasing|location = heck|age = High Noon}}hi i'm bailey i'm just a gamer like you who loves to game, watch movies, read comic books and smoke weed! i'm always eager to watch the marvel cinematic universe movies and i'm also a fan of rick and morty which i think gets a lot of hate but i think it's a funny and good show.
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| i really like the video game garry's mod i think it is the best game ever made because of the amount of stuff you can do in it did you know that you can make a rocket ship in garrys mod out of bathtubs yep thats right you can actually do that i'm not joking i'm actually being serious you should buy and please play it with me, hi you're cute, do you want to go on a date with me its ok if you dont im a gentleman im just a nice guy i dont want to be too pushy on women but it'd be nice if you accepted my affection don't ignore me please fuck you ignoring me for i live longer than you and ill always be relevant i'm going to get famous or die trying don't ignore fuck you nigga bullshit
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| and when i go to bed at night sometimes i think what's the point of even waking up, haha, don't you too because i do a lot and i think its pretty sensible anyways i really like games from the 2000's because i think theyre awesome because they remind me of when i was younger and i'm the fucker that ruins my own life but in the games i think of the funny stuff like spiderman who is my favourite superhero and i like the spiderman homecoming movie in case you were wondering but you probably werent because you fucking hate me and all i do when i talk to people is overshare and then once they behave in a way different than i'm accustomed too i immediately take it as a sign of hostility and then counter that by becoming a completely awful person that fucks up relationships with other people i will never love someone properly i wish i controlled things because in garys mod when you get the physgun you can do anything its really flexible and its the same with most srouce games with sv_cheats 1 speaking of source games my favourite is a tie between left 4 dead and team fortress, both are very whacky and fun with lots of guns like the frying pan which is in both actually but its really funny because of the noise it makes like imagine getting killed by a frying pan that would be nuts as hell but whenever i get killed in giames i get really mad and never enjoy myself because im a sore loser and considering thats the majority of time spent i dont think im really enjoying myself at all in these games did you know my favourite game is halo 3 because it is the most awesome halo game i'm a big fan especialyl master chief and the arbiter whos an alien but hes a good guy alien that my cousin played as and we both destroyed the covenant and saved cortana aand when master chief died at the end it was pretty emotional but h didnt actually die because in the legendary ending you actually dont die because of the extra cutscene and i think thats very cool halo 3 is where i met a lot of my only friends because i was bullied in primary school because i have autism and i still dont have very many friends but if you become my friend then we will be just great friends and we can play halo anyways i hope you enjoyed my profile thanks you for seeing this and game on [[Category:People]]
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Latest revision as of 19:48, 24 July 2019
Dubstep controls everything.
Bailey is a violent psychopath with his biggest accomplishment being the LPMC member with the most mental issues. He was retrieved from a dumpster after the Omagh Bombings, claiming to be responsible despite having not left that dumpster for a record time of 2 months. It is unknown how he was able to sustain himself. Further studies are to be conducted to see if he is related to the guy in crutches who pissed himself near a shady Dominoes Pizza in West Belfast.
XXXTentacion offered to fight him and instead got confused and beat his pregnant girlfriend instead. He shot the fucker dead in his car.
Bailey shows all sorts of symptoms of being a Million Dollar Extreme fan yet he still proclaims to hate them.
ADDENDUM 19/08/20XX
Yeah I was right, they're not that funny. Besides they got Zucc'd