Feasega ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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<infobox> <title source="name"> <default>Feasega ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)</default> </title> <image source="image">

</image> <group> <label>Aliases</label> <label>Banter level</label> <label>Location</label> <label>Age</label> <label>Affiliations</label> <label>Past affiliations</label> </group> <group> <header>Physical description</header> <label>Height</label> <label>Dick length</label> <label>Mental disorders</label> </group> </infobox>feasega #SWAG (also known by his street name of "Lil Yam" and generally refered to as the most evil man alive) is one of the founding members of the old and now defunct philanthropy group known as "fugsi SEALs". The group was named after him so you'd think he was the leader but nah mate this nikka was just a mans chillin on da pc surfing away his days on cs go surf maps enslaved by the montage parodies and the mountain dew crusaders for most of his life, until one faithful day..... Yes as it so happens his homeland of Israphel was attacked by a single poor blind Palestinian boy who accidentally wandered a nanometer closer to the israpheli/plaestinian border than he was supposed to which caused the based ancapistani kekistani shadow of israphel goverment (no n in it) to deploy the iron dome and call in every able-bodied young man and woman into forced conscription military service. The nation was in a state of war with the sole Palestinian boy and the yam sandwich was literally dragged away from his 937th cs go match that day to join the Israpheli defense force. He quickly mastered the weapons and combat style of the famous 66 gorillion batallion and was a one man killing force in no time. For around 98 years he fought in several desert campaigns against the single Palestinian boy who was a threat to the Jewish people everywhere. Him and the entire army consisting of like at least 10 people spent more time fighting than they did slaying pussy until one day the Palestinian boy literally got bored and went back home because it was his bedtime. Mr. MCM together with his brother Mr. bLoFeR and his friend Mr. Rich Ben Yaish went home to their families and their life of luxury and degeneracy could finally begin. Yamolovich spent the next 10 years going to the gym and fucking bitches all day so much so that he got bored of the lifestyle. However he was so far into it that going out now would make him look like a cringe weirdo so now he forces himself to go to parties, get sucked off by AIDS ridden army bitches and suffering among the normie filth you usually find at these types of parties. Desperate, bored and depressed AutocraticMCM marches on to an uncertain future.... Yam's men's clothes modelling career instagram that he forced me to link here cuz he's obsessed with himself: https://instagram.com/yambens?igshid=3b21w59fu0nt This LPMC wiki article was made possible by Mack Weldon underwear. Mack Weldon underwear is famously anti-microbial so you can wear it for literal decades without washing it and it will stay fresh, find out more in the link below. https://youtu.be/0u7ZVt6WX6c