Taking A Flash Photo of Your Screen
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<image source="image"></image> <label>Performers</label><default>Unknown</default> <label>Date</label><default>Unknown</default> <label>Location</label><default>Unknown</default> </infobox>There always comes that moment in a man's life when he realises, man, I'm fucking gross as shit. This phenomenon is more or less arguably the greatest manifestation of that realisation. If you aren't aware, a camera flash can make anything look disgusting for some unexplained reason, and the effect is absolutely dialled up to 1000 when it comes to doing it to your screen. When you do it to your screen, anyone who comes into contact with the image ends up thinking about a plethora of things, like "I bet that screaming fuck who made the Modern Warfare Sucks video took this photo." and "I reckon there's cum stains on that guy's keyboard." Take a look at the infobox on the right. Holy shit. Is it not indicative of the most disgusting things you've ever seen? Although, at face value and in objective terms, it doesn't really mean much. But with that flash, holy shit, man. It's as if you're about to be executed in a scat snuff-film. I don't know what to think if I were to be in the room this photo was taken. It's like Texas Chainsaw Massacre's ending, you've lived through it, but will you really live the same afterwards? You're scarred for life now.
