<infobox> <title source="name"> <default>Thom (Thom)</default> </title> <image source="image">
</infobox>NOTE: Thom and Alex are potentially the same person. It is undecided whether they're two different individual entities-- as
Ernest is too retarded to remember who is who. They're the same person (split personalities)
Thomas, or "T(h)om" for short is one of the only two remaining sentient living human beings left in North America; a continent irreversibly plagued by SJWs, politicia-- Look... If you want to read this bullshit just go and look at Alex's page.
Thom and Alex have been in connection long before they stumbled across the LP:MC. Efforts of hacking The (North American) Matrix led the two a Team Fortress 2 Combat Surf server: their battlegrounds for decades to come. After realization that either Thom was insufferable, or the two were both just being petty fuckheads-- Thom befriended Alex through incessant shitposting that the two could relate to on like seven levels or something like that. Their current hacking efforts of The (North American) Matrix have neither been confirmed, nor denied by the two.
CNN, FOX, NYT, and other mainstream media publications have covered past allegations that Thom has been eaten on multiple occasions by a mysterious user dubbed only as "xerhik". Rumors are that this is not consensual, and as a result there are potential future court-dates booked. There are also rumors saying the exact opposite, so take this flying horse penis of events with a grain of low-sodium seasoning salt.
Also, just a heads up! Thom is currently taking a test. Please be mindful, and keep the noise-level to a minimum. Thanks!
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