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''"I <span>go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go coo-coo. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two fibre one brownies: only ninety calories each but they do the job do you know what I'm saying? They get me going, they get me riled up. A little coo-coo, a little wacky. Start getting me a little cooky, a little you-know loopy. Hey, somebody t- somebody put this kid in a padded cell, give him a straightjacket, he's going a little... wacky. Going a little cooky, he's off the walls, bananas, loco. You want me to stop, isn't that wondeful? Well let me just do whatever you say because it's your little fairytale."</span>'' | |||
An instigator of sorts in the physical hi-jinks of LPMC, Tom (Or more commonly known as the Side-character of LPMC for reasons unknown to himself) is a prime example of how human evolution can always go in a bad direction. | An instigator of sorts in the physical hi-jinks of LPMC, Tom (Or more commonly known as the Side-character of LPMC for reasons unknown to himself) is a prime example of how human evolution can always go in a bad direction. | ||
{{Infobox_character|name = Thomas Fox-Farrell|aliases = Conquest | |||
Coquisti | Coquisti |
Revision as of 03:49, 11 August 2016
"I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go coo-coo. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two fibre one brownies: only ninety calories each but they do the job do you know what I'm saying? They get me going, they get me riled up. A little coo-coo, a little wacky. Start getting me a little cooky, a little you-know loopy. Hey, somebody t- somebody put this kid in a padded cell, give him a straightjacket, he's going a little... wacky. Going a little cooky, he's off the walls, bananas, loco. You want me to stop, isn't that wondeful? Well let me just do whatever you say because it's your little fairytale."
An instigator of sorts in the physical hi-jinks of LPMC, Tom (Or more commonly known as the Side-character of LPMC for reasons unknown to himself) is a prime example of how human evolution can always go in a bad direction.
Thomas Fox-Farrell | |
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Aliases | Conquest
Coquisti The LPMC character DLC |
Banter level | Above-Average |
Location | With his internet GF |
Age | When did happy days go off the air? |
Affiliations | LPMC |
Past affiliations | Back Door Pizza Hut Boys
Minions ERP Fat gay losers Ilerminerty 11 year old emo feminist liberal atheist pansexual vegetarians Bureau of Knee-high |
Physical description | |
Height | Enough |
Dick length | Just under £5 |
Mental disorders | Difficulty understanding Banter, Homestuck, Internet GF, Hasn't shit in 2 years. |