Tom (Conquest)
An instigator of sorts in the physical hi-jinks of LPMC, Tom (Or more commonly known as the Side-chick of LPMC for reasons unbenounced to himself) is a prime example of how human evolution can always go in a bad direction.
Thomas Fox-Farrell | |
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Aliases | Conquest
Coquisti The Side-chick of LPMC |
Banter level | Above-Average |
Location | With his internet GF |
Age | When did happy days go off the air? |
Affiliations | LPMC |
Past affiliations | Back Door Pizza Hut Boys
Ilerminerty Bureau of Knee-high |
Physical description | |
Height | Enough |
Dick length | Just under £5 |
Mental disorders | Difficulty understanding Banter, Homestuck. |