Tom (Conquest)

An instigator of sorts in the physical hi-jinks of LPMC, Tom (Or more commonly known as the Side-chick of LPMC for reasons unbenounced to himself) is a prime example of how human evolution can always go in a bad direction.

Thomas Fox-Farrell
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Aliases	Conquest Coquisti The Side-chick of LPMC
Banter level	Above-Average
Location	With his internet GF
Age	When did happy days go off the air?
Affiliations	LPMC
Past affiliations	Back Door Pizza Hut Boys Ilerminerty Bureau of Knee-high
Physical description
Height	Enough
Dick length	Just under £5
Mental disorders	Difficulty understanding Banter, Homestuck, Internet GF.