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Intern at ICRT ("The Mumble")| height = 5"9 o'clock | dicklength = Basil Brush | pastaffiliations = Al Qaeda | mentaldisorders = Vote Leave, Girlfriend, likes DeathGripsPostBot unironically, likes porgs }}
Intern at ICRT ("The Mumble")| height = 5"9 o'clock | dicklength = Basil Brush | pastaffiliations = Al Qaeda | mentaldisorders = Vote Leave, Girlfriend, likes DeathGripsPostBot unironically, likes porgs }}


Travis (commonly referred to as "Gnome Chompski", "Eddy.ly", "Crookles" or some shit and "Richael_Mosen" on War Thunder) is a rather basic and normal member of the infamous philanthropist group known as LP:MC. It is unknown why he continues to associate himself with all of the other individuals in the LP:MC lore as it is commonly known that he has a girlfriend and works as like a plumber or some shit and also goes to college, as a result he is rarely seen "online".
Travis is more or less the most normal guy featured on this encyclopedia. I mean, he laughs at pretty shit jokes and stuff. I don't really know how to put it. I'm leaning towards "Poser." but he could be anything.


It is believed that he still has frequent contact with the new LP:MC and often talks with them about stuff, he occasionally also messages Ernesto Gomez on Messenger sharing potentially unfunny memes and shitposts.
He doesn't message Ernests on Facebook Messenger anymore, it has emerged. This has stopped the flow of data that consists of Type-B memes which was revealed to be inadvertently fueling the micro-society known as Mark Zuccerbeg's Army Of Zionist Minions and so he's basically on his fucking hit list now.  


Travis is notorious for being incredibly unfunny at times, like  he once browsed through everything on DeathGripsPostBot laughing hysterically and sharing every single fucking image he saw even though not one of them was funny in the slightest. He however doesn't care that he is unfunny as fuck and continues to enjoy the many pleasures of life like getting his knob slobbed on the weekends.
He's had quite a few alias's, I don't really understand them, but I think there isn't really anything to be understood. For the most part, they're like Generation II versions of the weird as hell TF2 nicknames you see on people who have literally just used Steam for the first time ever. Something like "jose.michaelangelo2009" and shit like that.


Travis and Ernest have a sort of respect/hate relationship, they both love Star Wars, "hey 🅱️eter" memes and Travis also kinda likes War Thunder but they also have vastly different senses of humour.
He has a girlfriend, which is a pretty impressive feat. I think he has to be like, the first guy who did that in this group. Good for him I suppose, can't really make fun of him for that.


Travis has shown the least amount of mental disorders to date indicating that he might be the fabled Messiah of all Lads that is said to appear and reform every member in the lore into functioning and sensible adults ready to tackle life and its many obstacles of banterous proportions.[[Category:People]]
He had a crisis in which he searched for jobs for around 6000 years, according to his own claim. This means he was been searching for jobs ever since the fucking Sumerian civilisation rose and fell. It took him more than 1 civilisation's lifetime to get a job. He has one now, I think. Works for NASA or some shit. Subway restaurant in the entrance. Singlehandedly responsible for the fucking horrendous sausages they serve. Mark Zuccerberg is probably gonna kick his ass. [[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 19:51, 2 November 2017

Travis Saunders
Macky's
AliasesEddy.ly/Gnome_Chompski
Banter levellike 3
LocationPuerto Rico
AgeMexican
AffiliationsLP:MC

Macky's

Intern at ICRT ("The Mumble")
Past affiliationsAl Qaeda
Physical description
Height5"9 o'clock
Dick lengthBasil Brush
Mental disordersVote Leave, Girlfriend, likes DeathGripsPostBot unironically, likes porgs

Travis is more or less the most normal guy featured on this encyclopedia. I mean, he laughs at pretty shit jokes and stuff. I don't really know how to put it. I'm leaning towards "Poser." but he could be anything.

He doesn't message Ernests on Facebook Messenger anymore, it has emerged. This has stopped the flow of data that consists of Type-B memes which was revealed to be inadvertently fueling the micro-society known as Mark Zuccerbeg's Army Of Zionist Minions and so he's basically on his fucking hit list now.

He's had quite a few alias's, I don't really understand them, but I think there isn't really anything to be understood. For the most part, they're like Generation II versions of the weird as hell TF2 nicknames you see on people who have literally just used Steam for the first time ever. Something like "jose.michaelangelo2009" and shit like that.

He has a girlfriend, which is a pretty impressive feat. I think he has to be like, the first guy who did that in this group. Good for him I suppose, can't really make fun of him for that.

He had a crisis in which he searched for jobs for around 6000 years, according to his own claim. This means he was been searching for jobs ever since the fucking Sumerian civilisation rose and fell. It took him more than 1 civilisation's lifetime to get a job. He has one now, I think. Works for NASA or some shit. Subway restaurant in the entrance. Singlehandedly responsible for the fucking horrendous sausages they serve. Mark Zuccerberg is probably gonna kick his ass.

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